Nothing unleashes your awkwardness better than one of our fabulous cocktails.
Apple Crumble
(Coupe)
Apple and Cinnamon Infused Vodka, Fresh Cream and Golden Honey with a Crumble Rim.
$17
Apricot and Rosemary Sidecar
(Martini)
Apricot Unfused Cognac, Grand Marnier, Splash of Fresh Lemon Juice with a Rosemary Sugar Rim.
$18
Buffalo Woman
(Coupe)
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Homemade Spiced Wine Syrup and Fresh Tangerine Juice with a Sherbet Rim.
$18
Dirty Mother’s Ruined
(Martini)
Beefeater Gin, Juiced Sicilian Olives and Homemade Olive Stone Tincture, Topped with Three Olives. The mother of all dirty martinis.
$18
An Unusual Cocktail
(Coupe)
Hendricks Gin, Chartreuse, Cucumber, Simple Syrup, Lime, Egg White, Lifting a Salt and pepper Seasoning.
$17
Fleur Du Jardin
(Wine Glass)
Beefeater Gin, Aperol, Lime, Lavender Syrup, Cucumber and Mint.
$18
Penicillin
(Rocks)
Dewars White Label, Lemon, Fresh Ginger Syrup. Honey, Misted with An Cnoc Whisky.
$18
Spiced Rum Rickey
(Highball)
Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, Lime, Chili Vodka, Fresh Ginger, topped with Ginger Ale.
$17
Pink Flamingo
(Tall Martini)
Vanilla Vodka, Rhubarb Syrup, Lemon Juice, Flocked Together with Egg White and PROUD TO BE PINK!
$17
Toasted Rose Mellow
(Coupe)
Marshmallow Vodka, Cream, Lemon, Lime, Rose Tea and Orange Blossom Syrup Topped and Toasted with a Vanilla Vodka, Foam. Welcome to Wonker Land.
$19
Our Pisco Sour
(Coupe)
Classic Pisco Sour with Tart addition of Grape Molasses.
$18
Bloom Boom
(Martini)
Vodka, Juiced Grape, Kaffir Lime Syrup, Orange Blossom Water. Blossoms, Blooms, Leafs n’ Booms.
$17
Milk Julep
(Milk Jug)
Fig Infused Monkey’s Shoulder Scotch, Roasted Macadamia and Condensed Milk Syrup. Mixed Over Crushed Ice Julep Style in Milk Jug Tin.
$19
Devil Bitch
(Highball)
The Boozy Sister of the El Diablo, Charged with Champagne on a Breakfast of Raspberries, Ginger and Tequila.
$19
Stuttering Tommy’s Margarita
Ocho Blanco, Tomato Water, Agave Syrup and Lime Juice Shaken and Served with a Lime n’ Chili Salt Rim.
$18
Bols Fashioned Tea
(Rocks)
Bols Geneva, Crème Yvette, Lemon Oleo Saccrum, Lavender Rose Blossom Syrup, Topped with Green Tea Soda.
$19
Pina Colada
(Coconut)
Coconut Oil Fat-Washed Havana Bianco Rum, Coconut Water, Juiced Pineapple, Pineapple Syrup, Stuffed in a Coconut.
$20
Refill $17
Dark and Stormy
(Highball)
Gossling’s Black Seal Dark Rum, Fresh Lime, Ginger Syrup and Angostura Bitters, Topped with Soda Water.
$18
FOR GROUPS OF FOUR OR MORE INDULGE IN THE FLOWING BOWL!
Garden Punch
Sipsmith Gin, Lavender, Lemon oleo sacrum, Green tea soda chilled with frozen ‘Boozy Berry Jelly’s,
$300
Please place punch order in advance so we can make sure we have what you want, when you want it.
